The last time I actually celebrated Halloween was 2008. I won a $25 gift card to Spirit from the Round Up and used it to buy a simple DIY costume staple: a wig. Remember how I said wigs are the basis for a great DIY costume? Right. So I threw on my trusty fishnet stockings, some basic black pinstripe shorts, a black laced shirt, some black sequined flats, called myself The Jazzercise Hooker and called it a night. The best costume out there? No, no. The most fun I'd had in a while on Halloween? Oh yes.
Wig: Spirit. Shirt: Derek Heart / Dots. Shorts: Charlotte Russe. Flats: Sirens. ($10! And I still have them!)